Q&A

Question: What do you do when you see a spider or feel a spider crawl on you?

Answer: I scream, I curse, and I occasionally throw things like my purse or my coffee. I may or may not shove the people around me, like my husband 🙋🏽‍♀️.

Question: Why do people wear masks and not gloves? Shouldn't we do both?

Answer: A mask keeps a good percentage of your germs to yourself 😷. Gloves cause germs to be moved around more. The best thing to do is wash your hands after you touch surfaces and when washing your hands isn't possible, be ready with hand sanitizer. If you don't have hand sanitizer than be vigilant and conscious of NOT touching your eyes, picking your teeth or picking your nose, or biting your fingernails (until after you can wash your hands properly).

Question: What do you do when your socks have holes in them?

Answer: If I knew how to sew, I would probably try to fix them. Otherwise, I throw them away. I did see somewhere that resourceful people have used 'holey' socks to fill them with potpourri and leave them in drawers or closets to make them smell nice. (I had to google how to spell potpourri and it still looks wrong 🤦🏽‍♀️).

Question: Why do people in Customer Service seem to know less than the customers they are servicing?

Answer: That's a good question... My guess is they don't want to be there and/or their training is lacking.

In my experience*, a mixture of carelessness, laziness and a severe allergy to hard work, is the reason Customer Service sucks.

(*recently, I dealt with QuickBooks, over 3 hours of my life I can't get back and they still couldn't figure out how to record a refund 🤬)

Question: Why don't you talk to your parents; you only get one mom and one dad?

Answer: If my life is more peaceful, less stressful and all-around happier; than why would I look to disrupt that? One woman and one man had intercourse resulting in my biological identity. This single act does not define ‘parenting’, in my opinion ☝️.

Question: Is Colgate better than Crest?

Answer: Colgate IS better, by far. Crest is nasty and makes me gag. My husband says it dries out his gums. Sensodyne is pretty bad too but if you need it, you need it. 🦷

Question: Why does sexy-time feel like it has to be scheduled when you're married?

Answer: The more responsibilities you have, the harder it is to find time for the things you enjoy, which sometimes includes sex. Give your sexy-time, planned or unplanned, some quality and stop worrying so much about quantity 😉.

Question: Why do guys named Robert get nicknamed Bob? And Margaret as Peggy? Or Richard's go by Dick?

Answer: Ask Bob, Peggy and Dick.