<Blame Game>

It seems to me that everyone has the same excuse; its universal now.

How many things can I blame on this worldwide pandemic?🤔

Forget to switch the laundry from the washer to the dryer... COVID

Hurricane's, Tornado Warnings and

Flash Flooding... COVID

Voicemail with a recorded message

from March... COVID

Drivers that don't know how to use their turn signal... COVID

Stepped on the dog in the middle of the night... COVID

Husband burns his mouth with a french fry... COVID

Acne from wearing a mask 😷

a.k.a. mas-cne... COVID

Magnetic fake eye lashes that don't work... COVID

Walking into my open trunk,

head first... COVID

Drive-thru lady gets the order

wrong... COVID

Month-old emails,

unanswered... COVID

Shipments over three weeks

late... COVID

Nicholas Cage movies... COVID

National coin shortage... COVID

Bell-bottom jeans... COVID

Trump supporters... COVID

Hawaiian Pizza... COVID

Chin whiskers... COVID

Chunky heels... COVID

Stupid people... COVID

Constipation... COVID

Miley Cyrus... COVID

Nipple rash... COVID

Renovations... COVID

Weight gain... COVID

Boob sweat... COVID

Hang nail... COVID

Laziness... COVID