Far from perfect

My head is swimming in flattery and personal attention lately. People, even strangers, have come out of nowhere to compliment me on my attitude and my character. I didn't expect or anticipate such admiration so I think it's time to talk about my faults. Balance the scales a little. In my opinion, there is nothing more human than having flaws.

I am very stubborn... I use too many words, lightening fast remarks and a whole lot of emotion when I argue. Like a verbal hurricane, sometimes there’s even spinning and spitting involved depending on the topic. I win the battle (9 times out of 10) either by being right or by exhausting my opponent into submission.

I have a bad habit of swearing. If motion sickness wasn't a problem I could have been a kick-ass sailor. I know its not the most polite way to convey a message but its hard to stop once you get going.

My mug-shot should be placed alongside the definition of controlling. I deserve to be arrested for how bad I get. EXAMPLES: I often tell my husband what he should wear. And I ask our 21-year old son to call/text when he gets home...to his own apartment...in another country.

Timelines! I am HORRIBLE with timelines. Ask any of my past co-workers who listened to my feedback from meetings, events, or client appointments. My go-to answer is 'two weeks ago' or 'last month'. If you need proof ask Marci Paquete - she caught me every time.

I get jealous when I feel like I am being replaced. This is a BOGO situation, when you have jealousy you get insecurity at no extra charge. My husband and my son see the worst of it and as of recently you can include my best friend Tracy. If I think Kevin is enjoying the company of another woman I automatically react. Flirty waitresses should take this as a warning since I am the one in charge of the tip. I get jealous of anyone who gets to spend time with our son Josh since it's so difficult for us to see him right now. As for Tracy, she deserves another best friend but does she HAVE to have one? Last I checked, I'm still breathing and I have a decent long distance plan.

This list could go on for days but I wouldn't want to bore anyone. After I assist with climate change, find a way to solve world hunger, and accumulate enough money to open an orphanage for immigrant children then I will work on my character flaws - I promise.

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